confused citizen.

If I ever cross your mind make sure you write down the times, so I will know the moments I was eating you alive.

mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

(via crystallized-teardrops)

statechampionship:

bogleech:

HE NEEDS TO STAND ON CHURCH GROUNDS SOMEWHERE IN HEAVY RAIN AND JUST SCREAM AND SCREAM AS IT ALL MELTS OFF

Okay satan we get it you are an evil genius

(Source: rickkgenest, via alghiari)

solarsenpai:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

image

today on satan makes a blog post

I think I learned this through this post years ago

(via alghiari)

du4ne:

no matter how many followers i get i swear nobody actually read my posts

(via bastille)

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via alghiari)

Charles Bukowski (via feellng)

(Source: feellng, via trait)

there is always somebody or something
waiting for you,
something stronger, more intelligent,
more evil, more kind, more durable,
something bigger, something better,
something worse, something with
eyes like the tiger, jaws like the shark,
something crazier than crazy,
saner than sane,
there is always something or somebody
waiting for you
as you put on your shoes
or as you sleep
or as you empty a garbage can
or pet your cat
or brush your teeth
or celebrate a holiday
there is always somebody or something
waiting for you.
keep this fully in mind
so that when it happens
you will be as ready as possible.
meanwhile, a good day to
you
if you are still there.
I think that I am—-
I just burnt my fingers on
this
cigarette.

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

(via crystallized-teardrops)

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

(via dreams-0f-an-ins0mniac)

disloyals:

i hate listening to your favorite song because it makes you happy and i can’t even do that

(via fran1224)

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